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Drop the evidence
Upload one clear room photo. Bedrooms, dorms, kitchens—the more details, the more material.
Design critique, weaponized
Upload your room.
Get roasted.
An AI design roast that turns questionable choices into quotable comedy—and practical swaps that make your room hit back.
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Sample result
Your evidence
Bedroom, allegedly
The verdictRuthless
“Your beanbag chair is giving dorm room final boss.”
The lighting says ‘interrogation room.’ The rug says ‘I gave up in 2019.’
Postable proofDecor Heckle
Sample roast for demonstration only. Your room gets its own specific mess.
How the heckle lands
Three moves.
Zero mercy.
The process is fast, focused, and built to turn “don’t judge me” into “send this to everyone.”
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Set the heat
Pick Polite, Spicy, or Ruthless. The roast stays pointed at your décor, not at you.
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Get roasted. Upgrade.
Receive a roast worth sharing, plus practical fixes for the exact crimes it calls out.
Choose your damage
Your room.
Your roast setting.
Slide from a supportive side-eye to full furniture felony. You decide how much truth the space can take.
Roast controls
Live previewRoom photo
Ready when you are.
Ruthless mode
“This is not a bedroom. It’s an abandoned startup office with a duvet.”
No throw pillow goes unscathed.
The comeback plan
The roast points.
The fixes land.
Each punchline comes with a practical counterpunch: a better lamp, a rug with a pulse, storage that doesn’t look like a surrender. Shoppable swaps are coming with the full experience.
From your roast resultFix #01
“That overhead light is doing jury duty.”
Swap it for a warm floor lamp and let your room stop feeling like a waiting area.
Suggested swapReal fixes, not filler.
Picks are tied to the offending detail—not a generic “buy a plant” list.
Shoppable, when ready.
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Built for the group chat
Your room’s
worst review.
Watermarked.
Every result is made to screenshot. Your share card keeps the quote, the proof, and a Decor Heckle watermark ready for the inevitable “who asked for this?” reply.
No design-degree tax
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One daily roast is on us. When unlimited sharper verdicts launch, it’s a simple $2.99—no payment flow is live yet.
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